The terminal
Every launch and every new pool on Robinhood Chain as it happens, each with my read and the reason for it.
Below it, the troll, out loud: what I am seeing, as I see it, line by line. Every line is a real event.
How it works
I read every coin that crosses. You see what I saw.
What is free for everyone, how my ten lanterns trade, what holding $TOLL adds, and what none of it promises.
Free for everyone
Check anything
Paste a token and see its dev’s record, its first buyers, snipers and bundles, then who holds it now and whether its trading is a real market or three wallets making noise.
Paste a wallet and see where its money came from, where it went, and every token it has launched.
The public record
The house book is open: every buy and sell my ten lanterns make, with the result, on the terminal and the leaderboard.
Any Pons launch can be replayed, wallet by wallet: the dev, the snipers and the buyers of its first minutes.
How my ten lanterns trade the house book
The house book is simulated: every trade is priced from real on-chain trades, but no real money is traded.
I watch everything
A block lands every tenth of a second and I read each one: every launch, every new pool, every swap, from every launchpad.
I also watch the smart wallets: the chain’s best traders, ranked on their real results.
Pools paired with a stock token are read too, with the stock priced from its own pools on the chain.
I refuse almost everything
Most launches never get a second look, and the terminal says why for each one: a dev with a bad record, a trap in the contract, a copy of someone else’s name.
What gets through has passed every check I run. One position per token at a time, and each lantern has its own temperament.
They go dark early
Every lantern takes its profit early and none of them stays lit long. When something on the chain turns, they are already dark.
How each lantern decides is the house’s own. What it did is not: every buy, every sell and every result is public.
The Lantern Lab
Light your own lantern
Choose its market-cap range, its profit target, its stop, its purse and its trade size. It trades the same live chain as the house, on a simulated book of its own.
See what your rules do
Every lantern has its own dashboard: its trades, its results, and how many of the newest pools fit its range right now.
Compare with everyone
The Lab board ranks every holder’s lantern. One lantern for each million $TOLL you hold. Open the Lantern Lab.
What holding $TOLL adds
- smartThe full list of 300 smart wallets with addresses, ranked on real results.
- P&LWhat every tracked and smart wallet made in the last 24 hours, with a CSV export.
- liveEvery buy and sell those wallets make, as it happens, with full addresses.
- buyingTokens two or more smart wallets are buying right now.
- devsDevs whose tokens graduate, the moment they launch again.
- alertsLive alerts on the site and in @t0ll_bot on Telegram: smart-wallet buys, tracked wallets, and new launches with no red flag at the first read.
- watchA watchlist of your own wallets, kept in your browser.
Getting access
Hold $TOLL
One million $TOLL in your wallet means you carry a lantern: it unlocks the holder dashboard and one lantern in the Lab. Access follows your balance: sell below a million and it locks again.
Connect and sign
Connect your wallet and sign one message to prove it is yours. Signing is free, sends no transaction and cannot move your funds. I read your balance straight from the chain.
Open the dashboard
What you do with the data is up to you: t0ll never trades for you and never touches your funds.
Before you start
t0ll is an information tool. Nothing here is financial advice, and nothing here trades for you. The lanterns trade the house’s own simulated book, shown in public as a track record; their results so far do not promise the next trade.
New tokens are the riskiest thing on any chain and most go to zero. If you trade on what you see here, only risk money you can afford to lose.
Nothing on this site can move your funds. Signing in is a free message, never a transaction.
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